Anti Election meeting

Are you physically repulsed by the thought of watching a bunch of politicians argue with each other about how they will screw us over? Then you don't want to be watching the debate tomorrow night! You'd be much better off going to this -

Thursday April 29 Worthing Alliance. Pre-election special with discussion on the meaning of democracy. Open to all. Jolly Brewers, Clifton Road, Worthing. 8pm.

And if you haven't already got plans for the weekend and want to celebrate Mayday then you could always attend Election Meltdown this Saturday!